October 2009
18 posts
Do you think they'd take a trade-in? →
Lamebook » Fresh Prince of Hot Air →
McDonald’s Accused of Selling Cancer-Causing... →
Apparently, the chicken is no longer a safe choice.
Mom: I don't know why everyone is still so upset over Michael Jackson. I don't even have one Michael Jackson song on my iPod!
Me: How many songs do you have on there?
Mom: Twenty-two!
The Real Housewives of NJ's Teresa Is About To... →
Whaaaaaaat?!?! Who saw this coming?!?!
Newsmax.com - Vaccine May Be More Dangerous Than... →
Adorable ‘teacup pigs’ are latest hit with Brits -... →
WEDDING GIFT ALERT!
ROTTEN TOMATOES: Worst of the Worst 2009 →
What! Apparently I have terribly terrible taste in movies… Corky Ramano?! COME ON!
The Furriest Cover Model - Halloween Pet Contest... →
Dream Big
But what’s so wrong with dreaming small? Like wishing to hit all green lights on your way to work? Or dreaming about radio controls on your steering wheel? How about fitting every dirty dish into the dishwasher? The perfect vanilla cupcake?
I say nothing. Nothing is wrong with that.
Good idea.
BRal13: I am so stressed out! Didn't you have like 400 people at your wedding?! HOW did you do it!
Lgbel: I got Bell's Palsy a month before the wedding and then handed everything off to my mom.
Dear Tucker Max
If you insist on continuing your ruse (cunning attempt to trick me) of being a misogynistic asshat who merely sneezes and “hot” girls drop to their knees faster than Kanye West puts on his caps lock, allow me to let you in on a little secret…
Any guy who gets as many girls as you claim is ACTUALLY GOOD LOOKING.
You are not fooling me. But you tell a hell of a fairy tale.