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Best recipe ever?
I scared a nice looking man
Just now, a man came by and set down a box on the counter. Out of the corner of my eye, it looked like an Einstein Bros. bagel box. I immediately jumped out of my seat, incredibly excited that I was the FIRST one to see said bagel box. Then, when I actually focused on the box I realized it wasn’t bagels. It was a projector. I also noticed the man was staring at me. ...
Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer...– Dr Seuss (via hollyandfred)
Death of frat shirts :-(
Me: Let's pretend we're back in college and I'm shacking.
Me: SO ASK ME IF I WOULD LIKE CLOTHES.
Husband: Oh, ok. Do you need clothes?
Husband: Do you want pants or shorts?
Husband: Ok. Here you go.
Me: THIS IS A PLAIN T-SHIRT. WHO SHACKS IN PLAIN T-SHIRTS? YOU AREN'T TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY.
Husband: There it is...GOAL! Who knocked it in? Pietrangelo?
There’s snow outside! And all it makes me think of is how I lost one of my BigFoot ski boards at ski club when I was in the 9th grade. Man, those would be so killer to use on the huge hill in our backyard. Also, ski is a WEIRD WORD.
I didn’t take any pictures, but I should have. Z and I went on a sushi date on Friday. Our waiter corrected himself, and instead of saying “Welcome to <sushi restaurant>” he said “I mean, welcome back to <sushi restaurant>.” Then we went home and finished Scott Pilgrim Versus the World. Then on Saturday, I woke up with a nasty cold which I’m still...
See ya, 2010.
I’m not sad to see 2010 go. With the oil spill, and the miners, and the earthquake, and J.D. Salinger dying and then my oven dying, and a lot of personal struggle I just want to see it GO AWAY. So, hey 2011! Here’s to a good year.