Pink Doc Martens would look so dope with my outfit right now.
Me: So you're saying there are MULTIPLE James Bonds?
Z: Yes. Well not at once. But it's an alias.
Me: I don't think so. I think it's like Batman. There's only one Batman, but a bunch of different people have played him.
Z: No. There have been multiple James Bonds. How else do you explain the cars?
Me: I don't know what you are saying.
Z: There are so many different cars! From different times!
Me: BATMAN HAD A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT CARS.
Z: Yeah, but James Bond had REAL CARS. Batman's cars don't exist in the real world.
Me: BECAUSE HE IS BATMAN!
Z: Well, James Bond goes to REAL PLACES. He doesn't live in some made up place like Gotham City.
Me: Wait, what? You are blowing my mind right now.
Some things never change
This weekend, I had an amazing opportunity to visit my alma mater. Zack and I decided to hit up to one of the bars we frequented back in the day on Saturday night. You know, for nostalgic purposes and all of that. What happened next was one of the most embarrassing things that’s ever happened in history. I handed my I.D. to the bouncer. He looked at me, looked at my I.D., looked back at me...