Mom: Guess what I am going to watch tonight?
Me: Tell me.
Mom: I'm going to watch BLACK SWAN!
Mom: The lady at the video store said it was good! It is about ballet!
Me: .......you went to a VIDEO STORE?
Mom: Why are you laughing?
Me: No reason. Just don't forget to rewind the movie before you return it.
Mom: Oh yeah, thanks!
Jason Caton is really funny. You need to check out... →
My hard life.
I lost my favorite Wafayers last Wednesday. I was really upset about it. I promptly ordered new ones. I wasn’t upset anymore. The company e-mailed me yesterday with the thrilling news that the glasses are backordered until JULY 14th. Life is really hard.
cakesandfinewine: “”It’s no fun to be yellow. Maybe I’m not all yellow. I don’t know. I think maybe I’m just partly yellow and partly the type that doesn’t give much of a damn if they lose their gloves.” -J.D. Salinger (The Catcher in the Rye)
On my honeymoon.
There was something in the air that night. A cocktail of nervous energy, high temperatures and exhaustion enveloping us, garnishing itself with the tropical breeze. Expectations slowly blew throughout the unadorned streets, reminiscent of tumbling candy wrappers and confetti hours after a parade. We were sunburned from a long day on Spring Bay, drinking Heinekens and tracing love notes to each...