I work with a lot of lefties. And the other day, I was asking them about pens. And I’m pretty passionate about pens, you guys - I examine everything about them. It’s a problem. Anyway, I wondered if left-handed people hate gel pens - because the ink takes a little longer to dry and you’re all dragging your hand across everything and I’m assuming it smears. Some said yes,...
JUST STOP IT. (via The Clicker - Gosling shows off sock-wearing, mohawked dog on ‘Fallon’)
after work, I exited the building and remembered I had no idea where I parked my car. I wandered around for a good 5 minutes trying to look like I was just taking “the long way” until a man came up to me and said “It’s ok. We’ve all done it. What kind of car is it?” And I felt comforted by his compassion. Cool story.
At the deli counter once
While mulling over the good cheese, the deli man, who looks IDENTICAL to Tom Smykowski offered me a slice to taste. It was a new wasabi flavored cheese. I accepted, and said I liked it. That man’s face lit up brighter than a Christmas tree and he started feeding me samples of cheese after cheese. “This once is strawberry cheese. It would make a great dessert cheese with some...
Date A Girl Who Reads - by Rosemarie Urquico
Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of clothes. She has problems with closet space because she has too many books. Date a girl who has a list of books she wants to read, who has had a library card since she was twelve. Find a girl who reads. You’ll know that she does because she will always have an unread book in her bag.She’s the one lovingly looking over...