Why do I have to get up? People should come down here to MY level.– My so-not-a-morning-person husband with his head in his pillow.
Me: She [my Mom] wants to go to the Empire State building.
Z: It's closed
Z: Look it up in the Google News. It's closed for a year. For renovations.
Me: It says it is open...
Z: Let me see!
Z: Oh. By "Empire State Building" did you by chance mean the Statue of Liberty?
I was invited to my High School reunion via Facebook. If I could click “HELL NO,” I would.
Z: In the fall, when you're driving down a road like this and the leaves are turning, do you even think about Josh Baskin going home?
Z: JOSH! JOSH!
Me: Still no.