Trying to walk my Mom through downloading and App...
Me: Ok, do you see the green button that says FREE?
Mom: My phone must be different than yours! My phone only has one button and it is black with a square!
Me: No. Not THAT button. It's on the screen. The button under "Words With Friends."
Mom: Oh, that green rectangle?
Me: Yes. Press that.
Mom: Oh, ok thanks! Maybe next week when you call we can iFace!
Me: Yeah. Maybe.
***Conversation drastically shortened to not include the 20 minutes it took her to come up with an appropriate password while setting up an AppleID.
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