Trying to walk my Mom through downloading and App on her new iPhone.

• Me: Ok, do you see the green button that says FREE?
• Mom: My phone must be different than yours! My phone only has one button and it is black with a square!
• Me: No. Not THAT button. It's on the screen. The button under "Words With Friends."
• Mom: Oh, that green rectangle?
• Me: Yes. Press that.
• ***
• Mom: Oh, ok thanks! Maybe next week when you call we can iFace!
• Me: Yeah. Maybe.
• ***Conversation drastically shortened to not include the 20 minutes it took her to come up with an appropriate password while setting up an AppleID.